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| Waht dey say | w4ht dey m33n |
| Hail, good fellow, what art thou about this eve? | huhhuuh I'm l4m3! |
| I find thy company pleasant, thou art a fine fellow | muhuhuhhuh I suk! |
| I find thy company distasteful. Thou art a cad. | ahhuhuhuh I'm g4y |
| Truly art thou a noble soul. I would pledge my very life for thee! | huhhuuh I'm 4 n3wB13 |
| Thou art a scoundrel! My blade seeks to sheath itself in thy innards, cur! | huhhuuh I'm l4m3! |
| Truly this is a most amusing occurrence! I am beside myself with glee! | muhuhuhhuh I suk! |
| Verily, I have not been so amused in ages! Lo, I have fallen from mine stool in mirth! | ahhuhuhuh I'm g4y |
| Very well, I shall comply with thy wishes. | huhhuuh I'm 4 n3wB13 |
| Good Day to you sir, may our paths cross again in peace! | ahhuhuhuh I'm g4y |
| Sir, might I perchance have yon Rune to Britain? | huhhuuh I'm l4m3! |
| I am afraid I do not understand thee, friend. | muhuhuhhuh I suk! |
| This is a most unusual occurrence! I am quite baffled! | ahhuhuhuh I'm g4y |
| Truly thou art correct, and wise. (though I shall never admit it to thee) | huhhuuh I'm l4m3! |
| Thou art a stupid idiot whose demeanor is not fitting! | ahhuhuhuh I'm g4y |
| I shall be away for a short time | huhhuuh I'm l4m3! |
| I Apologize, I cannot respond to thee whilst meditating. | muhuhuhhuh I suk! |
| (when talking to ghosts) I have slain thee, and absconded thy belongings, cad! | ahhuhuhuh I'm g4y |
| Pardon me, you are intruding upon the territory I have staked, leave now or be slain! | huhhuuh I'm l4m3! |
| Infidel! Flee now or meet my wrath! | muhuhuhhuh I suk! |
| Thine money or thine life! | ahhuhuhuh I'm g4y |
| Thou art welcome! I am pleased to have helped thee! | huhhuuh I'm 4 n3wB13 |
| Thou art a Swordsman? Art thou skilled? | huhhuuh I'm l4m3! |
| Thou art heavily armed, and thine aspect most frightening! Dost thou plan to kill me? | muhuhuhhuh I suk! |
| Ha, varlet! I have defeated thee in combat! | ahhuhuhuh I'm g4y |
| Ha Ha! Thourt weak as a pup and thine skills sadly lacking! | huhhuuh I'm l4m3! |
| Truly thou art mighty and hath defeated me! | muhuhuhhuh I suk! |
| Pardon my ignorance, sir, but thine manner of speech eludes my poor senses. Perhaps thine diction couldst be less formal for mine understanding | ahhuhuhuh I'm g4y |
| Forsooth! There is one of besmirched virtue! Let us smite him and claim his booty! | huhhuuh I'm 4 n3wB13 |
| Thine skill are most noteworthy. Thou art truly an elite warrior! | huhhuuh I'm l4m3! |
| How well art thou armed, sir? | muhuhuhhuh I suk! |
| Cowardish fiend! Thou'rt lucky to have struck such a blow against me in my weakened state | ahhuhuhuh I'm g4y |
| Zounds! I hath bitten off more than I can chew! Brothers, assist me against this zealot! | huhhuuh I'm 4 n3wB13 |
| Attend me, Cur, if thou art a murderer, I shall slay thee! | huhhuuh I'm l4m3! |
| I wish to slay this beast and claim the glory alone, sir! Stand away and leave me be! | muhuhuhhuh I suk! |
muhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh Tihs ROX DooD!